38DRINKS!
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Abid's Energy Drink Reviews

38 energy drinks. All tried, all rated, all brutally honest. Now with a machine learning model that predicts what I'd think before I even crack one open.

THE SHOWCASE OF CHAMPIONS

This is peak monster. Tastes like a carbonated apple juice it’s so good. Exactly like appy fizz ifykyk. Genuinely perfect energy drink I’d drink this every time I need one ez 10/10

Monster Bad Apple

Monster Bad Apple

10.0
Monster

Wow this might be my fav Red Bull yet. It’s just slightly better than the Fuji apple ginger. It tastes almost apple-y which is why I like it I guess. Light cherry flavor. Absolutely fire. If it was slightly more cherry it would be 10/10. I’ll give it 9.9/10.

Cherry Sakura

Cherry Sakura

9.9
Red Bull

It's really good, like a mix of sprite and squirt. Little more citrusy than sprite. Very very good I would daily this. Dangerously soda like tbh. Wish it was more flavorful so it would be more energy drinky 9.89/10

Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree

Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree

9.9
Red Bull

Non sugar free version. I can’t taste much of a difference which is great cause it’s still good. I would get the sugar free version cause why extra sugar. 9.875/10

Red Bull Sudachi Lime

Red Bull Sudachi Lime

9.9
Red Bull

Lowk fire rec this was genuinely amazing. Apple and ginger two of my fav flavors. Win for the Red Bull community at last. 80mg means I can lowk drink this as soda. Sugar free too!! Easy 9.5/10 will be buying more

The Winter Edition Sugarfree

The Winter Edition Sugarfree

9.5
Red Bull

Wait this is lowk really good. Starts off as a light candy flavor (somewhere between an ice breaker sour and green apple jolly rancher) and ends on a bit of a flowery almost medicinal or herbal but in the best way possible. Fire pull will be getting again. 9.5/10

Red Bull Green Edition

Red Bull Green Edition

9.5
Red Bull

Calm lil grapefruit flavor. Honestly pretty good. I get why yall buying cases of it it’s also much better cold. Good simple energy drink. I’d def get again 9/10

Monster Energy Zero Ultra

Monster Energy Zero Ultra

9.0
Monster

Wait this is lowk tuff. It tastes like Welch’s grape juice, which if you know me you know I luh grape juice. Doesn’t taste too energy drink-y just enough. I’m a fan. Solid 9/10 I might drink this instead of grape juice and slowly kill myself

Ghost Energy Welch's Grape

Ghost Energy Welch's Grape

9.0
Ghost

Actually very good. I love apple drinks but this one tastes more than just like carbonated juice, it tastes like ur biting into the actual apple itself. Very good solid 9/10

Bloom Crisp Apple

Bloom Crisp Apple

9.0
Bloom

Really good actually. Calm peach flavor. I don’t know why people freaking out over it though. It’s like a peach ring turned into a soda pretty much. But more real flavor. It’s good. 8.8/10

Red Bull White Peach

Red Bull White Peach

8.8
Red Bull

This is peak monster. Tastes like a carbonated apple juice it’s so good. Exactly like appy fizz ifykyk. Genuinely perfect energy drink I’d drink this every time I need one ez 10/10

Monster Bad Apple

Monster Bad Apple

10.0
Monster

Wow this might be my fav Red Bull yet. It’s just slightly better than the Fuji apple ginger. It tastes almost apple-y which is why I like it I guess. Light cherry flavor. Absolutely fire. If it was slightly more cherry it would be 10/10. I’ll give it 9.9/10.

Cherry Sakura

Cherry Sakura

9.9
Red Bull

It's really good, like a mix of sprite and squirt. Little more citrusy than sprite. Very very good I would daily this. Dangerously soda like tbh. Wish it was more flavorful so it would be more energy drinky 9.89/10

Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree

Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree

9.9
Red Bull

Non sugar free version. I can’t taste much of a difference which is great cause it’s still good. I would get the sugar free version cause why extra sugar. 9.875/10

Red Bull Sudachi Lime

Red Bull Sudachi Lime

9.9
Red Bull

Lowk fire rec this was genuinely amazing. Apple and ginger two of my fav flavors. Win for the Red Bull community at last. 80mg means I can lowk drink this as soda. Sugar free too!! Easy 9.5/10 will be buying more

The Winter Edition Sugarfree

The Winter Edition Sugarfree

9.5
Red Bull

Wait this is lowk really good. Starts off as a light candy flavor (somewhere between an ice breaker sour and green apple jolly rancher) and ends on a bit of a flowery almost medicinal or herbal but in the best way possible. Fire pull will be getting again. 9.5/10

Red Bull Green Edition

Red Bull Green Edition

9.5
Red Bull

Calm lil grapefruit flavor. Honestly pretty good. I get why yall buying cases of it it’s also much better cold. Good simple energy drink. I’d def get again 9/10

Monster Energy Zero Ultra

Monster Energy Zero Ultra

9.0
Monster

Wait this is lowk tuff. It tastes like Welch’s grape juice, which if you know me you know I luh grape juice. Doesn’t taste too energy drink-y just enough. I’m a fan. Solid 9/10 I might drink this instead of grape juice and slowly kill myself

Ghost Energy Welch's Grape

Ghost Energy Welch's Grape

9.0
Ghost

Actually very good. I love apple drinks but this one tastes more than just like carbonated juice, it tastes like ur biting into the actual apple itself. Very good solid 9/10

Bloom Crisp Apple

Bloom Crisp Apple

9.0
Bloom

Really good actually. Calm peach flavor. I don’t know why people freaking out over it though. It’s like a peach ring turned into a soda pretty much. But more real flavor. It’s good. 8.8/10

Red Bull White Peach

Red Bull White Peach

8.8
Red Bull

This is peak monster. Tastes like a carbonated apple juice it’s so good. Exactly like appy fizz ifykyk. Genuinely perfect energy drink I’d drink this every time I need one ez 10/10

Monster Bad Apple

Monster Bad Apple

10.0
Monster

Wow this might be my fav Red Bull yet. It’s just slightly better than the Fuji apple ginger. It tastes almost apple-y which is why I like it I guess. Light cherry flavor. Absolutely fire. If it was slightly more cherry it would be 10/10. I’ll give it 9.9/10.

Cherry Sakura

Cherry Sakura

9.9
Red Bull

It's really good, like a mix of sprite and squirt. Little more citrusy than sprite. Very very good I would daily this. Dangerously soda like tbh. Wish it was more flavorful so it would be more energy drinky 9.89/10

Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree

Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree

9.9
Red Bull

Non sugar free version. I can’t taste much of a difference which is great cause it’s still good. I would get the sugar free version cause why extra sugar. 9.875/10

Red Bull Sudachi Lime

Red Bull Sudachi Lime

9.9
Red Bull

Lowk fire rec this was genuinely amazing. Apple and ginger two of my fav flavors. Win for the Red Bull community at last. 80mg means I can lowk drink this as soda. Sugar free too!! Easy 9.5/10 will be buying more

The Winter Edition Sugarfree

The Winter Edition Sugarfree

9.5
Red Bull

Wait this is lowk really good. Starts off as a light candy flavor (somewhere between an ice breaker sour and green apple jolly rancher) and ends on a bit of a flowery almost medicinal or herbal but in the best way possible. Fire pull will be getting again. 9.5/10

Red Bull Green Edition

Red Bull Green Edition

9.5
Red Bull

Calm lil grapefruit flavor. Honestly pretty good. I get why yall buying cases of it it’s also much better cold. Good simple energy drink. I’d def get again 9/10

Monster Energy Zero Ultra

Monster Energy Zero Ultra

9.0
Monster

Wait this is lowk tuff. It tastes like Welch’s grape juice, which if you know me you know I luh grape juice. Doesn’t taste too energy drink-y just enough. I’m a fan. Solid 9/10 I might drink this instead of grape juice and slowly kill myself

Ghost Energy Welch's Grape

Ghost Energy Welch's Grape

9.0
Ghost

Actually very good. I love apple drinks but this one tastes more than just like carbonated juice, it tastes like ur biting into the actual apple itself. Very good solid 9/10

Bloom Crisp Apple

Bloom Crisp Apple

9.0
Bloom

Really good actually. Calm peach flavor. I don’t know why people freaking out over it though. It’s like a peach ring turned into a soda pretty much. But more real flavor. It’s good. 8.8/10

Red Bull White Peach

Red Bull White Peach

8.8
Red Bull

BRAND POWER RANKINGS

Bloom
9.0
1 drink
Ghost
8.1
2 drinks
Bucked Up
8.0
1 drink
Red Bull
7.7
17 drinks
Monster
7.6
9 drinks
Alani Nu
6.7
3 drinks
Celsius
6.0
2 drinks
Yerba Madre
5.2
1 drink
Rockstar
4.0
1 drink
Liquid Death
3.7
1 drink

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