Abid's Energy Drink Reviews
38 energy drinks. All tried, all rated, all brutally honest. Now with a machine learning model that predicts what I'd think before I even crack one open.
THE SHOWCASE OF CHAMPIONS
“This is peak monster. Tastes like a carbonated apple juice it’s so good. Exactly like appy fizz ifykyk. Genuinely perfect energy drink I’d drink this every time I need one ez 10/10”
Monster Bad Apple
“Wow this might be my fav Red Bull yet. It’s just slightly better than the Fuji apple ginger. It tastes almost apple-y which is why I like it I guess. Light cherry flavor. Absolutely fire. If it was slightly more cherry it would be 10/10. I’ll give it 9.9/10.”
Cherry Sakura
“It's really good, like a mix of sprite and squirt. Little more citrusy than sprite. Very very good I would daily this. Dangerously soda like tbh. Wish it was more flavorful so it would be more energy drinky 9.89/10”
Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree
“Non sugar free version. I can’t taste much of a difference which is great cause it’s still good. I would get the sugar free version cause why extra sugar. 9.875/10”
Red Bull Sudachi Lime
“Lowk fire rec this was genuinely amazing. Apple and ginger two of my fav flavors. Win for the Red Bull community at last. 80mg means I can lowk drink this as soda. Sugar free too!! Easy 9.5/10 will be buying more”
The Winter Edition Sugarfree
“Wait this is lowk really good. Starts off as a light candy flavor (somewhere between an ice breaker sour and green apple jolly rancher) and ends on a bit of a flowery almost medicinal or herbal but in the best way possible. Fire pull will be getting again. 9.5/10”
Red Bull Green Edition
“Calm lil grapefruit flavor. Honestly pretty good. I get why yall buying cases of it it’s also much better cold. Good simple energy drink. I’d def get again 9/10”
Monster Energy Zero Ultra
“Wait this is lowk tuff. It tastes like Welch’s grape juice, which if you know me you know I luh grape juice. Doesn’t taste too energy drink-y just enough. I’m a fan. Solid 9/10 I might drink this instead of grape juice and slowly kill myself”
Ghost Energy Welch's Grape
“Actually very good. I love apple drinks but this one tastes more than just like carbonated juice, it tastes like ur biting into the actual apple itself. Very good solid 9/10”
Bloom Crisp Apple
“Really good actually. Calm peach flavor. I don’t know why people freaking out over it though. It’s like a peach ring turned into a soda pretty much. But more real flavor. It’s good. 8.8/10”
Red Bull White Peach
“This is peak monster. Tastes like a carbonated apple juice it’s so good. Exactly like appy fizz ifykyk. Genuinely perfect energy drink I’d drink this every time I need one ez 10/10”
Monster Bad Apple
“Wow this might be my fav Red Bull yet. It’s just slightly better than the Fuji apple ginger. It tastes almost apple-y which is why I like it I guess. Light cherry flavor. Absolutely fire. If it was slightly more cherry it would be 10/10. I’ll give it 9.9/10.”
Cherry Sakura
“It's really good, like a mix of sprite and squirt. Little more citrusy than sprite. Very very good I would daily this. Dangerously soda like tbh. Wish it was more flavorful so it would be more energy drinky 9.89/10”
Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree
“Non sugar free version. I can’t taste much of a difference which is great cause it’s still good. I would get the sugar free version cause why extra sugar. 9.875/10”
Red Bull Sudachi Lime
“Lowk fire rec this was genuinely amazing. Apple and ginger two of my fav flavors. Win for the Red Bull community at last. 80mg means I can lowk drink this as soda. Sugar free too!! Easy 9.5/10 will be buying more”
The Winter Edition Sugarfree
“Wait this is lowk really good. Starts off as a light candy flavor (somewhere between an ice breaker sour and green apple jolly rancher) and ends on a bit of a flowery almost medicinal or herbal but in the best way possible. Fire pull will be getting again. 9.5/10”
Red Bull Green Edition
“Calm lil grapefruit flavor. Honestly pretty good. I get why yall buying cases of it it’s also much better cold. Good simple energy drink. I’d def get again 9/10”
Monster Energy Zero Ultra
“Wait this is lowk tuff. It tastes like Welch’s grape juice, which if you know me you know I luh grape juice. Doesn’t taste too energy drink-y just enough. I’m a fan. Solid 9/10 I might drink this instead of grape juice and slowly kill myself”
Ghost Energy Welch's Grape
“Actually very good. I love apple drinks but this one tastes more than just like carbonated juice, it tastes like ur biting into the actual apple itself. Very good solid 9/10”
Bloom Crisp Apple
“Really good actually. Calm peach flavor. I don’t know why people freaking out over it though. It’s like a peach ring turned into a soda pretty much. But more real flavor. It’s good. 8.8/10”
Red Bull White Peach
“This is peak monster. Tastes like a carbonated apple juice it’s so good. Exactly like appy fizz ifykyk. Genuinely perfect energy drink I’d drink this every time I need one ez 10/10”
Monster Bad Apple
“Wow this might be my fav Red Bull yet. It’s just slightly better than the Fuji apple ginger. It tastes almost apple-y which is why I like it I guess. Light cherry flavor. Absolutely fire. If it was slightly more cherry it would be 10/10. I’ll give it 9.9/10.”
Cherry Sakura
“It's really good, like a mix of sprite and squirt. Little more citrusy than sprite. Very very good I would daily this. Dangerously soda like tbh. Wish it was more flavorful so it would be more energy drinky 9.89/10”
Red Bull Sudachi Lime Sugarfree
“Non sugar free version. I can’t taste much of a difference which is great cause it’s still good. I would get the sugar free version cause why extra sugar. 9.875/10”
Red Bull Sudachi Lime
“Lowk fire rec this was genuinely amazing. Apple and ginger two of my fav flavors. Win for the Red Bull community at last. 80mg means I can lowk drink this as soda. Sugar free too!! Easy 9.5/10 will be buying more”
The Winter Edition Sugarfree
“Wait this is lowk really good. Starts off as a light candy flavor (somewhere between an ice breaker sour and green apple jolly rancher) and ends on a bit of a flowery almost medicinal or herbal but in the best way possible. Fire pull will be getting again. 9.5/10”
Red Bull Green Edition
“Calm lil grapefruit flavor. Honestly pretty good. I get why yall buying cases of it it’s also much better cold. Good simple energy drink. I’d def get again 9/10”
Monster Energy Zero Ultra
“Wait this is lowk tuff. It tastes like Welch’s grape juice, which if you know me you know I luh grape juice. Doesn’t taste too energy drink-y just enough. I’m a fan. Solid 9/10 I might drink this instead of grape juice and slowly kill myself”
Ghost Energy Welch's Grape
“Actually very good. I love apple drinks but this one tastes more than just like carbonated juice, it tastes like ur biting into the actual apple itself. Very good solid 9/10”
Bloom Crisp Apple
“Really good actually. Calm peach flavor. I don’t know why people freaking out over it though. It’s like a peach ring turned into a soda pretty much. But more real flavor. It’s good. 8.8/10”
Red Bull White Peach
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